Meet our VP of Sales, Karry Johnson!
Karry Johnson, AKA the office prankster. He has been known to hack into peoples computers and send inappropriate emails and pictures...all in good fun of course. Aside from Karry's jokester personality, he is the driving force that runs our sales team and without him, well, we would still sell product but we wouldn't look as good doing it!
1. W: What is your sign?
2. W: What is something you've lied about?
KJ: Could it maybe be stretch the truth? Maybe my age...
(don't most women do that?)
3. W: If you were an ice cream, what flavor would you be?
KJ: ROCKY ROAD (caps because there was so much excitement)
4. W: Would you prefer to be the tortoise or the hare?
KJ: The hare! I was a sprinter in HS and college.
5. W: What do you think happened to Jimmy Hoffa?
KJ: (He laughed) Great question! I think that he is definitely burried in the great state of Michigan. Outside of that, you'll have to ask the FBI.
6. W: What is your best physical feature?
KJ: My athletic build
W: Okay, your worst?
KJ: My hair...or lack there of.
7. W: What are you afraid of?
KJ: I hate snakes! When I was younger and fishing with my grandma, a kid came up to me with a snake and asked me if I was a man or a mouse.. I said I'M A MOUSE!!
8. W: Would you rather be eternally homeless or a rich woman?
KJ: Rich Woman
(This probably goes back to the lying about his age question)
9. W: Play any sports?
KJ: I was a sprinter, point guard, and wide receiver
10. W: Where did you go to college?
KJ: Willamette University
11. W: If you could have any magic power, what would it be?
KJ: To fly! You get places faster
12. W: How many licks does it take until you get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
13. W: If you were a rapper, what would your name be and what would you rap about?
KJ: Asian Sensation! I like people who rap about real life scenarios and talk about things people really don't like to discuss, like addiction. I'd like to express myself personally.
(Um... Asian Sensation went deep with that one)
14. W: Favorite food?
KJ: I love my mom's cooking. Specifically fried rice
15. W: You walk into your house and there is a family of squirrels making dinner on your stove. What do you do?
KJ: Go join them! Whatever everyone is having, please give me some because I'm going through some kind of trip right now.
16. W: If you were an animal, what would you be?
KJ: Dolphin - They are cool, everyone likes them, and they are free!
17. W: Married? Kids?
KJ: Yes, married with two kids.
18. W: Who's your daddy?
KJ: Johnny Johnson
19: W: Favorite holiday and why?
KJ: Christmas because it's a good time for family to be together and be thankful. It's nice to give back to the kids and see the enjoyment of being a child again.
20. W: What is one thing most people don't know about you?
KJ: That i'm like a little flower (HAHA). In all seriousness, I'm a fairly shy person.
There you have it folks. The flower dolphin named Asian Sensation.